Posts by edmond dantes

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Celebrate my first post of many :)

by Mellow in

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hi everyone, my name is mellow (some names have been changed) lol.

as no doubt many of you were, i was born in.

i am now in my mid 20s living in a jehovah's witness household.

Interesting Watchtower Quote: not necessary to become a member of a church

by Watchtower-Free in

interesting watchtower quote: .

"ask yourself now, did christ jesus, who set our example and told us to follow his example to gain life, join any church organization in his day?

no, god does not require us to do that; but he requires us to worship him... we have the bible to show us the right way.

Their track record gets worse of course Jesus didn't say you must go to a church organisation because no churches had been built when Jesus walked on Earth and what is more obvious he didn't say you must congregate in the Kingdom Hall and read the Watchtower he also did not say join the Jehovah Witnesses . If somebody had asked him a question like that he would have said who is this Jehovah I do not recognise the name am I missing something here?

The name Jehovah relatively speaking is a modern invention the term Christian congregation of Jehovah Witnesses is church terminology what else can it mean.

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Mark Sanderson - Why Is the Newest GB Member Suddenly So Prominent?

by Oubliette in

i've noticed something that is very odd even by wt/gb standards.

why is mark sanderson suddenly so prominent in all things wt/jw?.

others have commented on the obvious narcissism of the gb pushing themselves to the fore recently, in particular after their huge doctrinal change at proclaiming themselves and only themselves as the faithful and discreet slave.. this is clearly true as evidenced at the agm, not only throughout the agm, but also in the video that was featured as part of that meeting.

edmond dantes

He looks like Mr Pink Whistle from my childhood Enid Blyton books pity he is not as magical.

All this rubbish about their new HQ is just nonsense. Its being built on past false promises and prophecy they have elected themselves a country club retirement complex built on the back of hard pedaling publishers and pioneers. Jehovah Witnesses take a hard look at what the Governing Body are building for themselves take a look at each individual face and ask youself who is he think he is kidding.

All this crap is not supposed to be happening because according to past understanding its the JWs who should be building themselves homes in the New World at this point in time .

FACE UP TO REALITY.

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Carry On Movie

by edmond dantes in

this nwt bible lark reminds me of a carry on film especially with the words that have been changed and bandied about words such as stake ,impale and bum.. does it say anywhere in the new bible "infamy infamy they've all got it in for me.".

carry on witnessing can't wait for the movie..

edmond dantes

Sid James is speaking from the KH platform " settle down brothers and sisters I've got some good news for you and will help you when you are on the knocker, sister Liz Frazer and Barbara Windsor look alike come and sit on the front row if you would please we don't want you hiding your bushell under a lamp."

Keneth Williams shouts out "stop messing about I can guess what you have in your hand ."

Charles Hawtry King of Camp puts hand up speaks " Well I think it's the handbook for his new car "

Brother Sid ; "don't be a silly ass ( opens bible ponders ) er donkey it's the new Brooklyn bible don't let the colour put you off even if it as grey as a London skyline ( Sid gives well known laugh )

Leslie Phillips walks on stage looks at the two sisters on the front row and says "ding dong oh what I mean is when the doorbell rings and you have a door short of a knocker or a nob you shout (looks at sisters) ding dong simple as that just don't say it when Arthur Mullard answers."

Hattie Jaques puts hand up " Brother Sid is the new handbook I mean Bible sister proof if so how very dare you are you a misogynist or do you just not like females just because sister EVE saw that the fruit in Eden was Golden Delicious? "

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My highlights from the AGM

by Apognophos in

some of this will not be new to those of you who read other people's notes, but i bet there are a few new bits for you here, so i've provided a user-friendly table of contents, as an homage to the contents that appear before each book of the bible in the new nwt.

i might remember more highlights later, as i'm rather tired right now, but this is what i can recall off the top of my head.. contents (use of quote marks in this section is facetious; these are not actual quotes).

"say, did you notice that 2014 is the 100th anniversary, people?".

edmond dantes

Bollocks to it I am off to read Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde .

Dorian is a cultured, wealthy,and impossibly beautiful young man who would never urinate I beg your pardon forward slash against a wall and

gets his mush painted on a canvas for posterity . The thought of his fading looks send him into a talespin so being impressionable and incredibly vain he more or less sells his soul to the devil living the life of a pleasure seeker with lots of hankey pankey and no regard for convention.

The painting becomes demonised or you might like to retranslate it as it starts to make him look like a bum but maybe translate it better as old and wrinkly.

To conclude after twenty years of burning the candle at both ends and staying out on the tiles for great lengths of time his demons get the better of him when tragedy strikes and pierces his very soul.

The End.

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Carry On Movie

by edmond dantes in

this nwt bible lark reminds me of a carry on film especially with the words that have been changed and bandied about words such as stake ,impale and bum.. does it say anywhere in the new bible "infamy infamy they've all got it in for me.".

carry on witnessing can't wait for the movie..

edmond dantes

This NWT bible lark reminds me of a Carry On Film especially with the words that have been changed and bandied about words such as stake ,impale and bum.

Does it say anywhere in the new bible "infamy infamy they've all got it in for me."

Carry On Witnessing can't wait for the Movie.

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Recording meeting

by Fading Begins in

first 30 min announcing a collection of bibles collected from r & f that is to go on display at bethel.

also accounts of how they "miraculously" received bibles that they didn't think they could get - eg.

geneva bible.. now - watchtower study review as there is no meeting tomorrow..

edmond dantes

Hey Governing Body who yuze calling a bum? sticks and stone my break my bones but wyudes will never hurt me. I wanna make youz an offer you cant refuze like I give yuze money for the new elephant hide bible like so yuze can rip more people off. Us bums have gotta stick together yuze get my drift?

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Recording meeting

by Fading Begins in

first 30 min announcing a collection of bibles collected from r & f that is to go on display at bethel.

also accounts of how they "miraculously" received bibles that they didn't think they could get - eg.

geneva bible.. now - watchtower study review as there is no meeting tomorrow..

edmond dantes

I think it should be called The Confederate Bible as it blends with the uniform of the Confederate forces in the Civil War.

Just saying!

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AGM Release: The New, Improved New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures

by Oubliette in

this just in from the annual meeting: a new release of the new, improved new world translation of the holy scriptures.

(reposted from http://m.imgur.com/a/crap8):.

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edmond dantes

"New and improved" its the marketing strategy of every product in the supermarket thats how they keep flogging the stuff the Watchtower is like every other business no prophet just profit.

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Recording meeting

by Fading Begins in

first 30 min announcing a collection of bibles collected from r & f that is to go on display at bethel.

also accounts of how they "miraculously" received bibles that they didn't think they could get - eg.

geneva bible.. now - watchtower study review as there is no meeting tomorrow..

edmond dantes

Do you mean to say that they actually compared fifty shades of grey before deciding on this ?